1. Thunder Kiss ’65 by White Zombie (Rob Zombie)

Sounds something like  ‘I still pooped a cat’

2. Hit The Floor by Linkin Park

I’m pretty sure he is singing about getting handed Sriracha.  And with good reason 🙂

http://youtu.be/NRQi8rM5OyE?t=51s

3. Crazy Train by Ozzy

Ozzy Osbourne is crazy for broccoli?

What’s your favorite misheard lyrics?